Why so surprised; I catch Liars in my sleep!

Oh the glorious abilities the human species can assemble! Be it Esp or other magical forms of craftiness, every once in a while, I amaze myself with the tricks up my sleeve that sometimes get lost in the fog of every day chaos. Can I really be so lucky to embrace such gifts, or will they only end up causing me harm later down the road? When I take the time to sit down with some one on one with my dependable PC to list these qualities, both familiar past ruins AND fond results come to mind.



Take for example my expanded 'memory box'. While I am most certainly not the only one to recall their best days in kindergarten or have clear recognition of a face I haven't seen in years, I give myself a little credit that I can be better at remembering more than most. Back in my early younger days, my family had a subaru wagon that is still freshly painted inside my mental photobook. Yeah, lots of people can recollect an old cars' exterior, but I can recall the smell. One good whiff of any road monster with similar odor, and I'm back in the summer of 1994 sticking to a gray leather seat with old country tunes crooning from the car radio speakers.



Maybe we only met each other once with a duration period of a few minutes tops? Chances are if anything stuck out like a good joke or a hypnotizing set of eyes, we can separate for years only to cross paths in serendipity and you can bet you ass I will remember like it was yesterday.



Unfortunately, my good ol' memory can come back to haunt me just as easily as it can put sunshine in my cloudy day. Say I'm dating you for so many months, and just as many of us in the beginning soak up all the gushy things we do and say to each other, I take in all the stupid and insensitive remarks even more so.

You first told me you loved me at the local playground bearing a few wildflowers you plucked from some brush on your way over and you had a dirt smudge on your face. Without any hesitation, you gave me your coat to be saved from the downpour on our six month anniversary because you knew that I had taken forever to get ready.




But you know what else?...



I remember that day we were sitting down for a lunch at our favorite local joint and your eyes veered over to the waitress with a huge rack while I was trying to discuss the latest tiff with my boss. I remember you neglecting to lift a finger to help me muddle through chores the one time that I asked for help. You can have an accumulation of all the wonderful favors and prince charming ways that you've been there for me through the hard times that I somehow overlook, but your ignorance and insensitivity is never lost on me.



You hear all about womens' intuition, hell, many of us witness the act first hand on a daily basis. I am the master in sensing a bad seed. Think I'm full of it? I've been cheated on and lied to so many times that my boobs tingle when detecting a bad fib (no, not really. Would be nice though)!

I have always been able to sniff out a wrong doer right from the get go. The first real boyfriend and love I had introduced me to all of his close friends, boys and girls. Everything was peachy until I met one specifically that for one reason or another had my caution bells ringing off the hook. I don't know why, but things just didn't feel right. Three months later our courtship ended for his desire to continue building something more than with none other than you know who. I had suspicions that the last guy wasn't moving on from his Ex like he had professed to me over and over again. After some laziness on his part and a bit of detective work, he left a trail that inevitably left him caught in the act, completely dumbfounded, and pissed at getting the boot. Hey, I never ask 'em to stray, they just believe they can get one by me.




I am mad crazy at knowing these things, not one guy has been able to successfully deceive me yet, and if you're reading this now, take it as good warning!

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