More articles by Sabrina JenningsYou may be reading this at home, but I can smell you from here. Last night, I returned from a spectacular fireworks show down by capital lake here in Olympia.
The walk was smooth as my building is a five to ten minute distance on foot, and even through a jam packed crowd, coming to and fro is cake. My daughter soaked up every brightly booming flash, and with the grand finale of claps and cheers, we were back on the road in line with the rest of the city's herd...
...there a man was a couple feet ahead sporting an overwhelming amount of cologne that wafted in close range...
...a woman in her mid to late thirties with barely an excuse for a backside donned one of those 'hipster' terry pants and hoodie combos with the word Bootylicious across her tush...
WHA? Parents are doing this to their children too?!
Yes, I adore the opposite sex when they smell so yummy, but many always take it to the extreme, wreaking as if they had poured on half of an entire bottle before a night on the town. What do they have to hide? Personally, the natural odor of phermones can be just as invigorating and less conspicuous of masking hidden odors. There's no shame in smelling like a real man!
Now how about those flashy bottoms and crafty tops huh? Girls wear 'em to look older, women wear 'em to look younger, and they're all convinced we're blind to the fact that they have asses and boobs like the rest of us unless it's stitched right on the mark as evident proof. That's right, 'Juicy' about covers it.
Wouldn't it be more of a read if some could be original and honest with how we really get our shape? Chests could say 'Stuffed for the attention', 'Thank God for pregnancy', and 'Blessed with busty genes'. Pants could say 'End result of Ben & Jerry's', 'Couch Lover', and 'This luciousnous cost me a few mortgage payments'.
If it isn't one thing, then it's another with society changing the rule on what truly is fashionable attire. Being humble and satisfied with a more subdued womanly wardrobe is out the door and 'pay your attention to my physical attributes instead of my mind' apparel is in. I'm not suggesting a Pennsylvania dutch approach here:
Maybe we could learn to love what we got and not feel the need to 'put it all out there' by being walking billboards of low self esteem. Even in being a Victoria's Secret fan, I will NEVER be caught dead with 'Pink Genius' draped on my caboose.
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