It's still summer and we are still doing our thing especially if you are single. I don't know about you but all I have to do is get in my car and the guys attract like magnets. It is very rare that I am outside longer than 15 min. and I don't get hit on. It doesn't matter if I am in the grocery store, pumping gas, at a night club, or even in church, men will say some of the craziest things.Man some of the pick up lines that guys use. Some of them can be cute and get a smile or even a response, but some of the things guys have said to me...... where do they come up with these things. Do they pass them on from man to man? Is there a pick up line book they can buy?
I am going to give an example of some of my favorites and also some of the CORNY pick up lines I have heard. Just remember that to be clever and quick witted is one thing, but some of these guys can get plain ignorant. Enjoy.........
These have made me smile .....
Damn Girl, I make more money than you can spend.
Hey Baby, Can I buy you a car?
You are so fine, you make me want to get a JOB
I love when a man knows off back that he has to spoil me.......
These have made me smile Once........
Girl I would like to rearrange the alphabet and put u and i together.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have instructions? I just got lost in your eyes.
You look like my future wife.
Can you give me directons to your heart?
These are played out.........
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Something is wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off of you.
Can I call your mama and thank her.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Your body's name must be visa, cuz it's everywhere I want to be.
What's a lady like you doing in a place like this?
You ready to go?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Damn I'd look real good on you.
I have only a few months to live.....Can I spend them with you?
What's your sign?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
So, do you date guys with no money?
You look like the type of girl that has heard every line out there, so whats one more.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
This is just some of the pick up lines that I have been hit with. I know that there are so many more out there.
Remember Ladies......
You don't have to be mean, if you are not interested. You can simply just smile and keep going.
Or you can RUN..........
If you have had some crazy pick up lines said to you I would love for you to share them with me.
