Love that internet

Dont get me wrong I love the internet, quite obviously look at what im doing right now. But can I just tell a sad story of facebook alert gone terribly wrong. Clear your mind and picture the scene your dating some guy, and he is a douche, but your not aware of that yet because he's wearing his nice guy hat...ugh ****ers...but i digress....so you log into your facebook which by the way is to the avid facebook user what a good gram is like to a cokehead. Have you ever been a witness to this frenzy of pokes and pillow fights and ****ing people auctions...wow. Anyway the login goes smoothly your in and there busting out at you like a leg in a dark theatre aisle is the "MR. DOUCHEY MCDOUCHE IS NOW SINGLE" . No wait dont flip out yet its so much better if you ride this through with me. Picture the convenience of life we dont even need to be in verbal contact to break up anymore, We can post it up there and just hope the other person involved has a chance to log-in that day. We dont even actually need to be able to talk anymore just alert on the facebook, as long as you have hands or maybe a really long pen to poke the keys your ****ing set. Anyway the moral is this please little baby men, man the **** up. Its a networking site not a public forum for your punkassedness. By the way the woman this happened to is now happily in love with a new man...who she met on facebook.

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