Boys That Rock My SOX

All my life i've had a bit of a situation with the odd crush. Meaningnot your "normal" physically fit, tanned god-like stallion of a man. I prefer the not quite ugly but not stop mid-walk through the mall hot. That being said I feel I should share some of my all time favorites with you. First on my list is a sexy bastard you will know as Vincent D'onofrio. I first discovered him at a very young age when she played Thor in a screen gem you may have heard of called Adventures in Babysitting. He has been in and out of my life since then with the random independent film and as that serial killer who lets j-lo in his brain in that other sci-fi debacle. But then came Law and Order:Criminal Intent, and all became right with me and Big Vin as I call him in my brain.

Now my next man we have been together a loooong time, his name is Christian Slater. I know what your thinking drugged out mess, right? But no-no this is the time, his career is lets just say it not doing well and now would be the time for our love to finally flourish. Just picture we are both standing at the subway platform our eyes meet, suddenly we are Clarence and Alabama(see the movie to get the namesand also to stop being an embarassment to yourself for just not knowing) and we burst through the mundane not yet begun commute towards each other, I feel this could if I play my train waiting schedule right could be a reality that does in fact come to fruition. Next up is a certain sexy coutry rockstar royalty son that is known as Shooter Jennings. He pretty much encompasses what I would like my lifemate to be long greasy haired, deeply talented, drinker, smoker, and a lover and appreciater of Italian broads like myself. I feel so safe and warm in the fact that his babys-mama is from my old hood but it didnt make her like every other italian girl walking down the street with thier yellow gold nameplate ring and bebe sweat suit. Not that im judging but come-****ing-on bitches, facts are facts. This brings me to the best who was saved for last. Here it is:BILL MURRAY. Thats right that sexy ghost busting, groundhog daying hunk of man had me from Meatballs.(If you haven't seen it rent it, you wont be sorry) I don't know what it is about Bill that just puts me right over the edge. That dry, dry humor. That unwavering deadpan face. I love him. That is all I can say.

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